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bob godz
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|  Subject: (:)JOKES(:) Post em!  Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:36 pm | |
| We need something fun on the forums, So I made this topic Jokes!  Post any jokes that you may think are funny, except any jokes that may offend and race.. I will not accept it, and will not be tolerated. Sorry. -Blake | |
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banjo445
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:58 pm | |
| yo momma is like a racecar, she burns 30 rubbers a day | |
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bob godz
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:01 pm | |
| Wow!!!!! lmfao, thats pretty funny. | |
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banjo445
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:10 pm | |
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randyishere
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:39 pm | |
| ur moms so dumb she thought cheerios wer donut seeds, and ur moms so stupid tht she bought a donut and then took it back to shop screaming it gotta hole in it! | |
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bob godz
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:01 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:23 pm | |
| lol ur mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch |
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Tag
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:36 pm | |
| Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
Gf. | |
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potatoes
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:57 pm | |
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happyguy3216
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:30 am | |
| yo momma so fat people were jogging around her saying its good excersize | |
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Juvy
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:32 am | |
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Nick
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:41 am | |
| happy thats old lol...i owuld say some racist jokes but thats not right :p | |
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happyguy3216
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:15 am | |
| - pure00 wrote:
- lol ur mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
btw pure thats a old one lol | |
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happyguy3216
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:16 am | |
| - Nick wrote:
- happy thats old lol...i owuld say some racist jokes but thats not right :p
i know that but its still fucking hilarious | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:19 am | |
| lol i was in the house and seen ur mom yelling into a enveope i said what r u doing she said im sending a voice mail, ur mom so fat her kid got on the bus and she ran after my twinky!!!!
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bob godz
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:29 pm | |
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Nick
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:32 pm | |
| whats funny?  | |
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Seth
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:51 pm | |
| Nick your hilarious. Thats whats funny | |
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tgk2007
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:44 pm | |
| What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?  a 1/4 pounder with cheese  | |
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tgk2007
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| Whats long and hard and moves back in fourth in a warm wet place to get the best effect?...a toothbrush | |
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Juvy
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:43 am | |
| - bob godz wrote:
- We need something fun on the forums, So I made this topic Jokes! Post any jokes that you may think are funny, except any jokes that may offend and race.. I will not accept it, and will not be tolerated. Sorry.
-Blake for the record i rly dont care about racist joke im mexican do wat u will u can make those jokes i can care less | |
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XCrissCrossX
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:07 pm | |
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psh here are some real jokes
what does a womans asshole do when she is having an orgasm? at home with the kids
Why did god give men penises? So men would at least have one way to shut a woman up
sex is not the answer. sex is the question. yes is the answer
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? slow down and use lubricant
Why is Viagra like Disney World? You have to wait an hour for a 3 minute ride | |
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yourshit
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:48 pm | |
| lol, that sex one is a song... nickleback - sex You are getting this joke in the same manner you get sex.....On a computer screen. ITV news just said that Tiger Woods is "the worlds best player". Well hardly, he got caught. "What do you look for in a woman?"...Apparently "my cock" isnt a suitable answer. ''I'd like to have my basilisk in your chamber of secrets"...Surprisingly enough, Im not very good with the ladies If Windows take down In-Private browsing, Gary Glitter is well and truly fucked. Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said 'I get 20 times more girls than you do haha'...I said '20 x 0 = 0'...That shut the fucker up. | |
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yourshit
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:52 pm | |
| What's the difference between JLS and Futurama?
There's only one Bender in Futurama.
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yourshit
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| | Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:53 pm | |
| I was out celebrating the wife's birthday last night. I got in about 3.30am and she was fucking livid!
Who the fuck names their dog 'Livid'?
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