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Subject: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:36 pm
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We need something fun on the forums, So I made this topic Jokes! Post any jokes that you may think are funny, except any jokes that may offend and race.. I will not accept it, and will not be tolerated. Sorry.
-Blake
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yourshit Junior Member
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The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect woman. After careful consideration the perfect woman is.. MRS POTATO HEAD. She's tanned, she's cute, she's quiet, she stays in the kitchen until needed elsewhere and if you catch her fucking around you can easily rearrange her face
yourshit Junior Member
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My wife says the hardest thing in the world is to balance a career & a family. She's obviously never tried to balance a laptop on her knees while having a wank.
yourshit Junior Member
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I got talking to a girl in the pub last night. Turns out we have a lot of similar interests. Such as My Chemical Romance...
... or Rohypnol, as I call it
Omfg. That made me lol irl.
yourshit Junior Member
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Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:47 am
I've just bought Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 USA Edition....It has problems with the multi player....every time I join a game, it instantly ends and says I've won, when I blatantly did fuck all
yourshit Junior Member
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Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:56 am
All I'm saying is if she hadn't have left the kitchen she wouldn't have caught Malaria in the first place...
David Cameron has put me on my feet. I had a fucking car two weeks ago though....
So the army have started a manhunt for the lone Afghan soldier who killed three British soldiers in Helmand province....Because looking for a single asian cunt in a country full of them has gone so well so far?
i called my wife a fat fucking slut last night....she said i crossed the line. thankfully fifa stepped in and said i didnt
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Subject: Re: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:21 am
lol.... erm u quadruple posted...
yourshit Junior Member
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Subject: (:)JOKES(:) Post em! 
Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:36 pm
Post any jokes that you may think are funny, except any jokes that may offend and race.. I will not accept it, and will not be tolerated. Sorry.
